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i read it so you don’t have to: jane eyre [intro & chs. 1-5]

MAR 22, 2021


An introduction to Jane Eyre and a detailed play-by-play of the first 5 chapters, wherein our heroine discusses her childhood of abuse and severe undiagnosed clinical depression and goes to Horrible Victorian Orphan School

Image of a linocut print of the Jane Eyre book cover by RosannaReadeArt on Etsy

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reading

THE UNBROKEN • C.L. Clark

watching

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING • S2

listening

LAST PODCAST ON THE LEFT • true crime/supernatural, long-form research podcast

other

capricorn • coffee aficionado • dog lover • h.p. lovecraft hater

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the people have spoken

just so naturally funny”

JEN

“i just think that if there were two people on the moon and one of them was lex and lex killed the other guy then lex definitely had a good reason and it wouldnt be fucked up at all”

ALBRECHT

“should start a youtube channel”

JIM

about the authoress

lexi • caffeinated, cogent, c drive low on storage space
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